So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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