I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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