do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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