If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
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