i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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