what if I'm pregnant?
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everyone is single if you try hard enough
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I have aggressive nipples.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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