All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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