if only i could text you this smell
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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