you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
All I want is dick and wine.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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