I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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