i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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