If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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