In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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