He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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