I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
