Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Come share oat with me in your robe
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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