This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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