I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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