As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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