im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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