No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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