Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Randomize
