on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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