Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Congratulations! We have a period
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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