so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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