theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
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