i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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