I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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