North Korea, Best Korea!
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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