Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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