how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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