Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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