Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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