you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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