You can't special order awesome
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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