Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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