you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Randomize