let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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