either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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