You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
My vagina is very pro this idea
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