I just threw up on my dentist
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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