well most of my day revolves around power hour
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
And then he peed in my hair
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