Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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