I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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