So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
my shit smells like andre
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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