Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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