Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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