Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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