I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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