She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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