My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I think my nap took me to another dimension
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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