That's intense
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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