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(503): View more from Oregon

Buhtt sex?

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(937): View more from Ohio

pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.

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(682): View more from Texas

He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.

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(804): View more from Virginia

The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear

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(727): View more from Florida

No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."

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